Don't Forget the U.S. Imperialist Wolves.
Wicked Man.
Find a DeKooning. Get them to give you a piece to erase. Erase it. Delete the piece if appropriate.
2011 Winter
1970, Boffi-Arredamento, Calendar
Scandinavian Logos
Parakeet, 2010.
kinda dorky, 2011.
Search facebook by typing in your name. See all the people on facebook that share your name. Read their profiles. Friend the ones you want.2011 Winter
During a Whitney Biennial year call the Whitney's main number and ask to speak to the "head curator". Whoever you end up speaking to, invite them to visit your studio.
2011 Winter
Google yourself (like this-- your name, artist) and record all the people who don't know you. Send them Christmas cards.
2011 Winter
Write "my website" with a sharpie on a 2"x 8" piece of wood (preferably pine) and place it on the ground at the front door of "your dream gallery". The best time to do this is in the summer.2011 Winter
Enter your work into ten juried shows in a year. If you get any rejection notices, take those notices and cut them into pieces. Dip the pieces into chocolate. Put them in a dish and tell your guests, "It's candy."
2011 winter